are you ever gonna come back home.

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STATUS UPDATE

Golden
Kanda Yuu
Wanijima Akito/Agito

Good, but a lot of work
Near
River Tam
it's not that I'm not confident with these two, at least to a degree - just that it takes me a while to comment with them because I have to think about them for a while. And sometimes I still miss stuff and feel lame.

Good - with a condition
Fujioka Haruhi
could use more CR, but it would be kind of out of character for her to seek any more out? Not something I'm majorly worried about, in any event.
Hibari Kyouya
again, not much of a commenter, minor CR at best; but he has the DC plot - even if most of the credit is going to Azula, presumably because Hibari's canonmates aren't running around calling him an evil puppykicker - and it's in character, so again I am not super worried.
Madarame Ikkaku
maybe it's just sort of a fitting him in thing? You know how new characters go, especially ones that are not like... wildly social in canon either.
Kabane Myouun Hirohiko
I constantly feel like writing up a basic comparison chart of whose asses he could beat up in Babylon because no one has read his canon and he's so... non-obtrusive? He needs more CR, for sure, which is partially him not fitting in really well with the rest of Babylon and is part my fault for not being on more. W/e.

Please Kill Me Now
Sano.

Comments

[paragonish.livejournal.com]

fkjsdfkj but I love Sano, I refuse to kill you now!

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But. But!!

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lksdjkd My favorite part of this is that this whole list, except for Sano "My Eternal Headache" Yasuyoshi, could be solved if I would just sit down at the goddamn computer once in a while.

[paragonish.livejournal.com]

WELL I LOVE YOUR ETERNAL HEADACHE THAT'S ALL I'M SAYIN =;

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YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ME AND YOU AND ETERNAL HEADACHES, LET'S TALK YOUR BIRTHDAY FIC I AM STILL WRITING

[paragonish.livejournal.com]

SCREAM

WHAT IS IT

WHEN WILL I SEE IT

SCREAM SCREAM YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT NOW I WILL NEVER STOP BOTHERING YOU!!!!!!!!

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Gilderoy/Nicole/Evan. Tagline: the only real benefit to this relationship was that each of them cared most about him or herself.

[paragonish.livejournal.com]

fjksddsfsdhfsdhfjksdjhkfsdfjsdjkjksdjkhksdksd

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YOU WOULD THINK THIS WOULD NOT BE HARD TO WRITE BUT APPARENTLY YOU WOULD BE WRONG, THIS IS KILLING ME. It's not even that long.

[paragonish.livejournal.com]

POSSIBLY BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF GILDEROY AND GIRLS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS? AND THE THOUGHT OF EVAN BEING WITHIN THREE FEET OF GILDEROY WITHOUT KILLING HIMSELF IS AMAZING? skdjfksdj I couldn't write it, man, but in my head? it's magic.

WHICH DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE OFF THE HOOK!!!!

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god it's so miserable. Mostly it's just like Gilderoy being like lol Nicole is very forward!! and Evan being like GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SISTER YOU LITTLE POOFTER and the Rosiers being vaguely disgusting.

[paragonish.livejournal.com]

god god god, if by MISERABLE you mean WHAT MY HEART IS MADE OUT OF? I think that you do.

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There's a fistfight scene, which is vaguely pathetic since Gilderoy gets disarmed, Evan goes after him WITH HIS FISTS ROAR and Gilderoy is just like. Slapping haphazardly with one hand and protecting his face with the other.

[paragonish.livejournal.com]

fsdkjfsdkjfksdkjAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GILDEROY TRYING TO FIGHT IT REALLY IS WHAT MY HEART IS MADE OUT OF jdsfkjskjfsdkjfsdhkjsdfksdhksdjf I think I speak for the whole world when I say YOU BETTER BE WRITING THIS RIGHT NOW. put on some ABBA and a sparkly purple shirt and it'll be so much easier. also getting beat up by Evan :> :> :> he does not really mind y/mfy

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In my own defense it is less Gilderoy trying to fight and more Gilderoy trying not to die. And/or become mutilated and ugly.

[paragonish.livejournal.com]

god the boy's in love with Regulus Black, he's used to trying not to die. what do you mean Mr. Rosier is breaking my nose- he's on top of me, this is the greatest day of my week!! \o/

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At least Evan's too violent to think of using hexes, because that boy has made some vicious ones. kldjak The worst part is not even that he's not angry because of the blood ties thing or how Gilderoy doesn't love her - it's just because dude, Nicole is his thing.

[paragonish.livejournal.com]

fsdjkfsjkd this is impossibly disturbing and fucked up and so wrong and so so so so amazing.

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God, I know, what a winner, right.

[glitterdemon.livejournal.com]

ksjhgdskjhdsflgksd!!

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Search your heart. You know this to be awesome.

[glitterdemon.livejournal.com]

oh. oh i know it.

fkjgsdf caitlin linked me to that particular thread so i like, juuust noticed this is a status post!! my only contribution is PLAY HIROHIKO MOAR ILHIM. the end.

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Sob Hirohiko is my second headache after Sano. I love him to little tiny pieces and I feel like I'm doing okay with him (never mind that most of the game has never read TenTen and so wouldn't know if I was doing him wrong, shh) but like. In the manga all he's done is like make fun of Aya and draw on her face and sleep on the roof and go FANTASTICALLY BADASS WITH GIANT SWORDS and then like. Be like 'oh no Natsume-san you beat me!! Gotta go, there's a drama rerun I wanna watch airing now.' Aya: but... you could have totally killed me just then...

[giantego]

QOO SEND ME WHAT YOU HAVE OF THIS EVEN IF IT IS ONLY 200 WORDS

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sobbing what. what!! where did this come from i don't

[giantego]

I only have a conclusion paragraph left on my massive psych paper, I am too lazy to log out of this journal, and I am distracting myself with my DREAMS of Gilderoy/Rosiers

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dr. cox ships gilderoy/rosiers. lemme see if i deleted the file in a rage blackout or not

[giantego]

Dr. Cox ships that homo getting his ass beat, let's be honest.

fkjsdkhfsdkj ahhhhh ilu.

porn for the preteen set; this is all i have, unfinished sentences and weird breaks included

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Nicole Rosier is, Gilderoy thinks to himself offhandedly as she smiles rosy-cheeked at him, both everything and nothing like Regulus Black. As cousins, they share the aristocratic nose, the dark hair, the ability to look happy and satisfied and not mean it at all. But where Regulus is all frowns and secrecy, all closed doors and journals slammed shut, Nicole is vacant smiles (furrowing your brow, he assures her, causes wrinkles) and fingers splayed out of pages of notepaper, tracing the dignified curls on the tip of his "G"s. He tries to compensate by imagining an amalgamation of Nicole and her brother, combines her long, bare legs and dark eyes with the furrow of Evan's brow when he shouts, the gentle way she crosses her ankles with his memory of the violence with which Evan twisted wrong-ways the arm of the last boy he caught with her.

Gilderoy simply has the bad luck of running into Evan coming back from a Slytherin Quidditch victory, when the older boy is high on adrenaline and looking for

Nicole is the first and only girl who will never kiss him, Gilderoy realizes one afternoon when they're on the couch, her hand on his thigh and her voice whispering pleasantly into his ear. She'll do just about anything else, of course - and how could she not!! - but any move toward her mouth and she jerks away as if repulsed. It's not just him, of course; while she's never quite as forward with other boys as she is with him, she's very friendly until they

He can't help noticing - because they're friends, and he is the best at friendship - the way that sometimes her brother's hand rests on the back of her neck a second too long

[giantego]

FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT that is the sound of my brain breaking ♥_________________________________________♥ how are you so gooooooooooooooooooooood

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You will probably never see it at this rate.

[paragonish.livejournal.com]

NOPE! NOT ACCEPTABLE! BECAUSE NOW I WILL BOTHER YOU FOREVER AND EVER UNTIL I SEE IT. you'll finish it just to shut me up. :Db

[exbentley]

I get you on the "time & energy needed to comment" thing. Cries Hibariiiii yeah because he mostly naps and because Zuko & Aang are all "gr! Azula!" and because Azula comments with all her comebacks he is currently considered the Shadow King, eventually he will break someone's skull and get more attention.

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ksjadk Yeah so many of my problems with my current cast just stem from not participating in chats and rarely being on messenger, so never talking CR like everyone else.

The ones who bother to comment snappily get all of the credit :( Just wait until someone decides it'd be safer to complain to Hibari than Azula. Heads will roll, possibly literally.

[exbentley]

well like, alison & i are aware that there is cr between a lot of aim-chatters and then cr between a lot of ym peeps and the two don't really meet, but recently everyone's been trying to branch out more i think.

i fully expect him to hospitalize neil okay. BUT I LOVE HIBARI i love him a lot, between him and mukuro and sexy older!lambo i may end up reading reborn!

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ksdjkf messenger is not my major problem, since most of my CR is with the Y!M people but I also chat with Erin more than like... anyone else ever (except maybe Jax, I haven't measured quantitatively), and she is AIM-based. Buuut going in the chat would help. Personally I've just been having a problem getting myself to dedicate the time I used to to RP after getting out of the habit in the thesis/graduation period, but that's mostly a personal problem. .____.

lkdjk I'm glad you love him, I love him and he vacillates wildly between being disturbingly easy and really hard to write. I just have this unfortunate habit of picking up characters who like... have no reason to go near a journal.

[derogatory]

IM SORRY AZULA TAKES THE CREDIT IM SORRY FOR SANO IM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING THIS ALL MADE ME SO UNBEARABLY SAD.

sigh for reals. I dont know man, Haruhi could use more cr, but how to get it. all I can really do at this point is making Tamaki LOUDER? but who knows fhs

With the DC Azula takes the credit I know cause she's unbearably loud, but please, just have Hibari break Neil's skull and that will all be cleared up. tbh I thought Hibari was really quiet about the DC at first, but now I feel like he has become louder, which is good and still IC

god god sano. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I THINK HE IS PERFECT AND WELL WRITTEN AND IC AND EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED. oh!great is a douche okay, you have it that hardest of anyone. Ugh I feel like vomiting because I FEEL RESPONSIBLE. I hope this is because of him having not so much to do and oh!great not giving him direction, but who knows. Babbling, this is how much I love your sano, okay.


SANO CAN BE THE CAPTAIN OF AKIRA'S TEAM OKAY. when he gets out of prison. again. fuck. dear sano; your life could be worse- you could be akira.

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skdjkd Sob oh my god Jackie please do not feel sad about this, I love it that Azula is loud because otherwise who would engage the petty masses in bickering and discontent? Also do not apologize for Sano, if I had applied for him when you initially told me to I would have gotten a couple of months of new!plot-free RP, so like a few months to settle into the character, and I would probably have been a lot happier with him.

At this point I am working on making Haruhi talk to people who she doesn't think are crazy, which has been at least a little like her being social (I secretly hope to find her a nice quiet boy not in the host club to marry her off to, but so far the closest I've come is Nathan :|) and I honestly think her becoming Yamamoto's roommmate is going to help a lot, too. I keep wishing we had the rest of the HC so that she could have some female customers or something but beggars can't be choosers, right.

I think Azula as the mouthpiece of the DC is perfect, okay, because Hibari doesn't like using the journals and so has like... no reason to argue with people. His threads would seriously be like... I'll bite you to death and then NO MORE REPLIES and the next day the person is dumped on the threshold of the hospital with five broken ribs and a cracked skull.

God I'm really glad you think he's IC; half of my problem with Sano is just this like really severe insecurity about him because I thought I had him figured out and then Oh Great stopped making sense and I was just like... fuck. Sob I will probably never drop Sano, as frustrated as I am with him right now, because I L U way too much to ever. You are over half of his major CR anyway and this is so many legions away from being your fault :((((((((((

Sob, Akira. His life is the worst out of everyone's. Except maybe Allen's, he keeps getting badtouched by Rhode.

real reply in a minute

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but allen gets snacks.

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kfhkds Haruhi needs a nice normal boy and I was gonna suggest Yamamoto but thats right hes gay OH MY GOD THERE CAN'T HAVE SEX IN THAT APARTMENT WHILE HARUHI IS THERE DADDY FORBIDS IT!!! god, but Haruhi+the Reborn cast, I've never been happier in my life.

cry ill bit you to death. the thread freezes.

IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP WITH SANO. Akira probably like ran over to his house as soon as that thread imploded and was like hey. check it out. Kilik showed up cause of us. DID YOU YOU? if you knew and didn't tell me that would be..so in character, actually. Akira just pushes over some of Sano's expensive things, punches a hole in a desk. HE IS ANTSY HEY HEY AEON CLOCK LET'S GO FOR A RUN.

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I'm so excited. She's living with the MAFIA.

ksljdk Yeah like I said, he is not super conducive to long hilarious comment threads. :( God damn it, Hibari.

akdjdk Sano is just like do you know how hard it was to get imported china in a dome world? Do you?!

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almost as hard as it will be to catch up to me, iron clock :>