(one!) please someone (two!) set me on fire (three!) and let me burn. (four!) yeah, yeah...

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FUCK YOU GUYS I HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK BUT AM WEAK TO PEER PRESSURE.

What do your characters do offscreen?

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LOOK STOP WHINING IT'S EITHER THIS OR NASCAR RERUNS

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THIS IS JUST LIKE WEATHER RERUNS IT'S SOMEBODY SAYING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN DIFFERENT WORDS TRYING TO MAKE IT EXCITING

AT LEAST NASCAR HAS CRASHES

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SPOILER: THEY GO AROUND THE TRACK A BUNCH OF TIMES!! See this is why Kanda was so excited for when sharks attack

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kjglkjhk it's sad but they would be ridiculously cute watching TV. oh god the mini-arguments over weather station vs. nascar would be wonderful;;;

ravi also would have been excited for when sharks attack

i think that's something only the two of them could enjoy, as lenalee and allen are too kind-hearted to enjoy sharks biting people

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Kanda is a remote hog. If Ravi grabs for it he's going to get kicked in the face. This is sad because Kanda probably just watches old kung fu movies and Nascar. WHO NEEDS THE HISTORY CHANNEL ANYWAY?!

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this is where "hey boss, hey boss, hey, hey, boss, hey, boss i think the oven's on!! i think it's on!! IS THAT ALLEN AT THE WINDOW?! ALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!" and trying to distress kanda so much that he leaves without the remote comes into play

and then ravi'll like accost it and hold it hostage

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ldkfl; Kanda comes back from the kitchen to discover that the puppy's been allowed on the couch and that the remote is missing. He dissolves into violent rage.

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rofl the kittens are at ravi's feet tearing his pants to shreds and scaling him like he's curtains and the puppy is half in his lap and the only thing ravi has to say for himself is :D :D :D :D hey, yuu, look at the baby duck because he's on some animal station

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When I read this comment I laughed until I choked on my own spittle. I almost died and it is ALL RAVI'S FAULT

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klgjhlkjfgkljglkjg somehow i don't think kanda will have the same reaction

i think unparalleled fury is more accurate because he CAN't APPRECIATE CUTE THINGS