(one!) please someone (two!) set me on fire (three!) and let me burn. (four!) yeah, yeah...

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FUCK YOU GUYS I HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK BUT AM WEAK TO PEER PRESSURE.

What do your characters do offscreen?

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[devil]

this is where "hey boss, hey boss, hey, hey, boss, hey, boss i think the oven's on!! i think it's on!! IS THAT ALLEN AT THE WINDOW?! ALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!" and trying to distress kanda so much that he leaves without the remote comes into play

and then ravi'll like accost it and hold it hostage

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ldkfl; Kanda comes back from the kitchen to discover that the puppy's been allowed on the couch and that the remote is missing. He dissolves into violent rage.

[devil]

rofl the kittens are at ravi's feet tearing his pants to shreds and scaling him like he's curtains and the puppy is half in his lap and the only thing ravi has to say for himself is :D :D :D :D hey, yuu, look at the baby duck because he's on some animal station

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When I read this comment I laughed until I choked on my own spittle. I almost died and it is ALL RAVI'S FAULT

[devil]

klgjhlkjfgkljglkjg somehow i don't think kanda will have the same reaction

i think unparalleled fury is more accurate because he CAN't APPRECIATE CUTE THINGS