STABLE SHIPS: Sob Evan doesn't really have many stable ships, I wonder why!! I guess you could say that his friendships with Dolohov and kind-of Snape are the closest things he has to stable relationships, but neither of those relationships really fit into this question, so...
SMUT SHIPS: This, however, Evan has in spades. Yaxley's wife ended up being his main squeeze, but I am pretty sure it's strictly because Yaxley was Dolohov's best friend, which sounds pretty fucked up and I guess in a way it was, but it just kind of worked out - I mean, Rosier spent most of his time hanging out with Dolohov, and so when Dolohov and Yaxley were out together that meant that Yaxley's wife was free. PS. Yaxley's wife's PB was Amanda Seyfried in my head; I always pictured her like Lilly Kane from Veronica Mars, just this really young well-bred girl with this like latent wicked streak who ended up married and just wanted to misbehave. Bonus: same coloring as Narcissa Malfoy. I don't think he actually loved her or anything but I think he really liked sleeping with her, I think she was vaguely freaky. Other major sexual ship is his younger sister Nicole, which is actually even MORE fucked up. Nicole is in my head this like really sweet-natured girl, and like she acts dumb as a post but really she retains information like a sponge and only acts that way because she knows that pureblooded boys like her better that way. Nicole didn't start out as slutty as she became, but somehow it became Evan's fault - he's auctioning her off, he doesn't care if she sleeps with the quidditch team, etc. Later it was implied that they were involved in an incestuous relationship, and I frankly wouldn't put it past Evan. The problem is that Evan views her as being different from other girls - both siblings feel a degree of possessiveness for the other, which means that Nicole has a complex where she is constantly comparing the boys she sleeps with to Evan, while Evan doesn't care who Nicole sleeps with - as long as he keeps basic control over her. God I guess that his main like SHIP ship would have been with the Black sisters - his like dream was to have a menage-a-quatre with them, and I'm really sad he didn't manage it. I'd like to say that Narcissa would have been a stable relationship, because he kind of had her on a pedestal compared to the other women he talked about, but that was only because he hadn't slept with her - if he'd ever managed he would probably have just like. Been really infatuated for a long weekend and then never paid her any more attention? For Evan it is the impossible dream that he's attracted to (although he does like blondes). Alecto was kind of like a non-issue; he wasn't going to go for it until Antonin was done with her, and then he'd maybe score her on the rebound once or twice? I have a hard time with this question because so much of the cast of seventynine was male and Evan is possibly my most heterosexual character, sob. He just has no interest in sex with men.
FANDOM SHIP/MY THOUGHTS: Uhhh if you can tell me something that the fandom shipped, I can tell you my thoughts.
ON EVAN AND SHIPPING: For possibly my most oversexed character, it is really, really hard to successfully ship Evan with anyone, because women basically are nothing but conquests to him. Men, too; I said earlier that Evan has no interest in sex with men, but I'm not sure he'd really care if he was stoned enough - just as long as he doesn't have to do gay stuff he is pretty much okay. WTF I can't believe I wrote this.
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SMUT SHIPS: This, however, Evan has in spades. Yaxley's wife ended up being his main squeeze, but I am pretty sure it's strictly because Yaxley was Dolohov's best friend, which sounds pretty fucked up and I guess in a way it was, but it just kind of worked out - I mean, Rosier spent most of his time hanging out with Dolohov, and so when Dolohov and Yaxley were out together that meant that Yaxley's wife was free. PS. Yaxley's wife's PB was Amanda Seyfried in my head; I always pictured her like Lilly Kane from Veronica Mars, just this really young well-bred girl with this like latent wicked streak who ended up married and just wanted to misbehave. Bonus: same coloring as Narcissa Malfoy. I don't think he actually loved her or anything but I think he really liked sleeping with her, I think she was vaguely freaky. Other major sexual ship is his younger sister Nicole, which is actually even MORE fucked up. Nicole is in my head this like really sweet-natured girl, and like she acts dumb as a post but really she retains information like a sponge and only acts that way because she knows that pureblooded boys like her better that way. Nicole didn't start out as slutty as she became, but somehow it became Evan's fault - he's auctioning her off, he doesn't care if she sleeps with the quidditch team, etc. Later it was implied that they were involved in an incestuous relationship, and I frankly wouldn't put it past Evan. The problem is that Evan views her as being different from other girls - both siblings feel a degree of possessiveness for the other, which means that Nicole has a complex where she is constantly comparing the boys she sleeps with to Evan, while Evan doesn't care who Nicole sleeps with - as long as he keeps basic control over her. God I guess that his main like SHIP ship would have been with the Black sisters - his like dream was to have a menage-a-quatre with them, and I'm really sad he didn't manage it. I'd like to say that Narcissa would have been a stable relationship, because he kind of had her on a pedestal compared to the other women he talked about, but that was only because he hadn't slept with her - if he'd ever managed he would probably have just like. Been really infatuated for a long weekend and then never paid her any more attention? For Evan it is the impossible dream that he's attracted to (although he does like blondes). Alecto was kind of like a non-issue; he wasn't going to go for it until Antonin was done with her, and then he'd maybe score her on the rebound once or twice? I have a hard time with this question because so much of the cast of seventynine was male and Evan is possibly my most heterosexual character, sob. He just has no interest in sex with men.
FANDOM SHIP/MY THOUGHTS: Uhhh if you can tell me something that the fandom shipped, I can tell you my thoughts.
ON EVAN AND SHIPPING: For possibly my most oversexed character, it is really, really hard to successfully ship Evan with anyone, because women basically are nothing but conquests to him. Men, too; I said earlier that Evan has no interest in sex with men, but I'm not sure he'd really care if he was stoned enough - just as long as he doesn't have to do gay stuff he is pretty much okay. WTF I can't believe I wrote this.