STABLE SHIP: Um, let me think... pretty much none of them. Kanda's the kind of person who full-stop sabotages any relationship he finds himself getting into because he feels like they're slowing him down (this is especially tragic in light of how he's not very good at it. He tries to break down his relationships but he ends up protecting them anyway. IF AND ONLY IF 1. they win the war without dying 2. Lavi doesn't betray them 3. Komui doesn't kill anyone who gets within ten feet of Lenalee, I guess Lavi/Kanda and Lenalee/Kanda would both be fairly stable ships? Kanda and Lavi kind of balance each other out and Lenalee would have the sense not to put up with his bullshit, but really honestly I wouldn't wish him on her.
SMUT SHIP: All Kanda smut is horrific. Not smut, but not stable: I started writing Kanda/Allen because you told me to on a meme a few back to see if I could, and it terrifies me.
FANDOM SHIP/MY THOUGHTS: The popular ships seem to be Kanda/Lenalee, Kanda/Lavi, and Kanda/Allen; my major problem with most of these is that like... I like those three too much to inflict Kanda on them.
ON KANDA AND SHIPPING: I do it, obviously, but I feel like Kanda would be resistant to relationships for the same reason as Hibari. A lot of Kanda's character is dictated by the image he's trying to convey and the way he perceives himself, and he wants to be above relationships and sex - he's probably not, especially since I am pretty sure he wants to like marry Lenalee and have fifteen grandchildren to be crotchety at (not really; you know what I mean), but it makes him mad when people suggest he might not be, because it's like a personal attack on his image of himself. In conclusion, here, this is from me and Erin's conversation when there were aphrodisiacs in the water at id:
wither: kldjslkjg poor ravi if kanda ever figures out he's attracted even just slightly wither: that would be WORSE wither: i can see THAT pissing kanda off too terrorcandy: it would make him so mad terrorcandy: it'd be the kind of thing that he'd hold against ravi, too terrorcandy: he'd stew over it :'( wither: one day ravi would be innocently chattering with allen and kanda would be in the vicinity and all of a sudden he'd get ATTACKED terrorcandy: KICK TO THE HEAD terrorcandy: "STOP DOING THAT" wither: random acts of violence whenever they're around each other wither: kljfkglj ravi would be like "WHAT STOP DOIGN WHATL:Kjgj" terrorcandy: and then he stalks off with no explanation wither: lklkrjg so like him to HOLD IT AGAINST SOMEONE ELSE wither: FOR HIS OWN ATTRACTION wither: sob wither: sobsobsob terrorcandy: :[ :[ :[
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SMUT SHIP: All Kanda smut is horrific. Not smut, but not stable: I started writing Kanda/Allen because you told me to on a meme a few back to see if I could, and it terrifies me.
FANDOM SHIP/MY THOUGHTS: The popular ships seem to be Kanda/Lenalee, Kanda/Lavi, and Kanda/Allen; my major problem with most of these is that like... I like those three too much to inflict Kanda on them.
ON KANDA AND SHIPPING: I do it, obviously, but I feel like Kanda would be resistant to relationships for the same reason as Hibari. A lot of Kanda's character is dictated by the image he's trying to convey and the way he perceives himself, and he wants to be above relationships and sex - he's probably not, especially since I am pretty sure he wants to like marry Lenalee and have fifteen grandchildren to be crotchety at (not really; you know what I mean), but it makes him mad when people suggest he might not be, because it's like a personal attack on his image of himself. In conclusion, here, this is from me and Erin's conversation when there were aphrodisiacs in the water at id: