(one!) please someone (two!) set me on fire (three!) and let me burn. (four!) yeah, yeah...

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FUCK YOU GUYS I HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK BUT AM WEAK TO PEER PRESSURE.

What do your characters do offscreen?

Comments

[behemothed]

This is so cute. ALSO AKIRA HAS COME UP WITH A WAY TO GET PARKMAN TO LOSE WEIGHT. Are you ready for it. Get ready. ARE YOU READY? okay


put a human tooth in the cake batter.

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Yes sekuhara is adorable.











That might actually work! But then Akito will cry.

[behemothed]

No crying! No crying! Akira doesn't want Akito to cry!! He'll only do the tooth thing once! Promise!












next time is a finger!

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kasjkfd matt. No one is ever going to eat Akito's baking again. Only Akira will know the truth. On the plus side, more brownies for him!!

[paragonish.livejournal.com]

ugh Jax and I were talking about this and like, Matt's going to bring storebought cake instead just to piss Akira off, so he turns his back and Akira like POURS BLOOD ALL OVER THE CAKE. "WHAT IT'S STRAWBERRY SAUCE"

matt: lskfjsdlkjfsdkljfsdkjlfsljdkflhjsdflksd fuck my life

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sdlkjdk drinking akito's blood on a cake this is so fucked up.