(one!) please someone (two!) set me on fire (three!) and let me burn. (four!) yeah, yeah...

[heartbeats]

FUCK YOU GUYS I HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK BUT AM WEAK TO PEER PRESSURE.

What do your characters do offscreen?

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[glitterdemon.livejournal.com]

Anya thought he would relate because he too knows the pain of the blind, but that works too! She'll bring him extra blueberries for listening sympathetically. And possibly tell him what she'd do to that first cousin if she still had her powers.

[heartbeats]

Well, Hirohiko says, he's only technically blind... but then, Xander still has one eye, so it all works out. Either way, blindness doesn't excuse that kind of indecision and going back and forth. If he loves her, he should be doing everything in his power to make her happy, not making smoochies and then running away and staring jealously at anyone else Anya looks at. That's just lame. Also, he appreciates her suggestions regarding the first cousins, but he has everything under control. Or at least he did until he came here. Now he's kind of at a loss. Please pass the syrup.

[glitterdemon.livejournal.com]

kljghsdfl And Hirohiko has earned her everlasting devotion, have ALL the syrup, the end.

[paragonish.livejournal.com]

RUBE LIKES BOTH OF THEM VERY MUCH BUT HE SAYS PLEASE DON'T GIVE HIROHIKO ALL THE SYRUP, IT'S KIND OF HARD TO COME BY NOWADAYS.

[heartbeats]

Don't worry Rube, he will just take most of the syrup.